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Q:
Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups
of water into those little packages!
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Q:
What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Q:
Why do blondes take
the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
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Q:
What's the difference between a toothbrush and a blonde?
A: You don't let your best friend use your
toothbrush.
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Q:
What do blondes and cow-patties have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age!
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Q:
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q:
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
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Q:
Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So then know when to stop having sex.
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Q:
What is the mating call of an ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) I said: I'm drunk!
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Q:
Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their
heads.
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Q:
How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
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Q:
Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good anklewarmers!
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