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Q:
Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: Forget the road, what was she doing out
of the bedroom/kitchen!?
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Q:
What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez and Panama Canals?
A: One's a busy ditch.
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Q:
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her that she's pregnant.
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Q:
Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the
fridge.
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Q:
Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read!
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Q:
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of
the yard.
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Q:
How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: By drowning it.
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Q:
Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping.
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Q:
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
A: Because on the box it said 'From 2-4 Years.'
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Q:
When does a brunette have half a brain?
A: After a dye job.
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Q:
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
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Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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