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Q:
How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
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Q:
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A:
Because red means stop.
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Q:
What's the mating call of the redhead?
A:
"Next!"
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Q:
What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
A:
Darling.
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Q:
Why didn't the blonde go to the movies on buck night?
A: Because she couldn't fit the deer into
her car!
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Q:
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.
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Q:
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
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Q:
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat under a buck!
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Q:
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
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Q:
What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q:
Did you hear about the suicide blonde?
A: She dyed by her own hand.
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Q:
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: Ten. One to mix the dough and nine to peel
the smarties.
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